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miaman:

well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said

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rupindah:

gangbangs:

if anne frank was alive today shes 83 years old

but would she be a belieber

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lolzpicx:

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majortvjunkie:

it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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nyeeeeaaaah:

Me trying to figure out mathematical equations

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queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

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tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

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illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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rneerkat:

is it pronounced giraffe or jiraffe

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anaisforthewin:

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ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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